Editor’s note: In the wake of a disappointing season, some have chosen to take the opportunity to make fun of the Redskins organization, it’s owner, and even it’s play-by-play radio team. Here to respond is Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder.
First off, let me just say, I love jokes, guys. Seriously, ask any of my friends. I’m one of the funniest guys they know. I’m always telling jokes in the owner’s box (it’s true, even though the camera always seems to catch me looking like I just swallowed a spoonful of thumbtacks). Seriously though, ask Tom Cruise. He loves my jokes, and he’s one of the most normal, level-headed guys I know. Sure, sometimes my jokes might get a little off-color, but it’s all in good fun. That’s what jokes are for, right? Fun. And nobody knows fun and jokes and humor like I do.
Hey, that reminds me, have you heard the one about the NFL franchise that refused to cow-tow to a bunch of oversensitive Native Americans and whiny liberals? Ahhh, shoot… I can’t remember how it goes exactly, but it ends with the owner telling them all to fuck off. See? Hilarious. It’s all about the delivery on that one. Read more
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